Welcome to the next installment of the Friendster series. Today, we feature some of the finest bHoIz in Friendster-landia. Let’s not keep this shit long. Roll the list on…

Specimen 1 - BHOI ABANGAD: You should really be ashamed of your face. Keep it covered. K?

Specimen 2 - bhoi helterbrand: The new generation of the Gwapings are here. BELIEVE IT. They’re hiphop, they’re posers, and they are bhOiz! FUCK YOU ALL NON GWAPING BHOIZ!

Specimen 3: Bhoi Jimenez: If this is the face of the devil, I’d start doing good now. I don’t want to go to hell anymore. The devil looks like a sinister Roldan Aquino in movies. Shit.

Specimen 4 - Bhoi: This is the product of putting jolog bhOiz together. Implanting the jolog genes to kids. What the fuck. Next specimen please.

Specimen 5 - bhoy: WaZzUp, HiPhOp BhOi? YoW mAh NiGgAzZzZzZ. PoWtAnGiNa HiPhOp ToH PaReH! SyA yAn NoH! cOmE oN, sHoW mE tHe MoNeY………………………………………….?!??!?!?!?!

Specimen 6 - bhOy: OMG. WTF. The mustache is growing. Growing. Growing. Another kontrabida action star in the making. And the hair looks like a wig.

Specimen 7 - Bhoy Biazon: OMGWTFBBQ A MALIGNANT HOMOSEXUAL IN A CRYSTAL BALL. SOMEBODY SAVE FRIENDSTER FROM THIS CREATURE. FUCK YOU MADAM AURING.

Specimen 8 - bhOy: Another bhOy. I mean bhOiz. Yeah right, you guy in the vest. You two both suck. And you’re smelly too.

Specimen 9 - BHOY: YEAH RIGHT, THERE IS WHERE I WILL BURY MY FIST AND INTO YOUR STUPID AND MESSY FACE.

Specimen 10 - bhoy garcia: A basketball team of rugged, dirty-playing, spit-anywhere, jolog bhOiz in action in the inter-barangay. LOL and they’re wearing T-shirts inside the jerseys. Maybe they just borrowed from the team beside them.

Specimen 11 - bhoy candela: I wonder what this bhOi is thinking. The hairstyle rules, pare. 3 by 4 white-side wall with the katsupoy. Maybe he’s just posing in the webcam in the nearest computer shop. Whatevuh.

Specimen 12 - bhoy labordo: KIKAY BHOI! GAY BHOI! COME ON, SHOW US YOUR KIKAY KIT AND BE PROUD OF YOUR TUCKED-IN ORANGE SHIRT. SMOOTH!

Specimen 13 - Bhoy Mark: Don’t be surprised if one day you see this man in your face and he demands for your money. His facial expression says it all. Looks like Robin Padilla after being beaten and bloddied 10 times.

Specimen 14 -bhoy pim: HAHAHA LOL. Bagay kayo! I’m happy for you. You have found your eternal soulmate and your partner for life. I hope you will be happy with each other. You have found solace in each other’s arms.

Specimen 15 - bhoy: This is what Mike Enriquez looks like after being beaten several times. HINDI KA NAMIN TATANTANAN!

Specimen 16 - bhoyz bautista: Kids, don’t watch too much MYX please. You don’t want this to happen to you. You don’t want to be posers, do you?

Specimen 17 - bhoy valera: GAY BHOI ALERT! GAY BHOI ALERT! GAY BHOI ALERT! Kthxbai.ü

Specimen 18 - bhoy: Emo bhoi, man. Maybe he lost his girlfriend. Or his gardening job. He looks so depressed that he might slash his wrists in a while.

Specimen 19 - bhoy viper: Look at the nose. Just look how big and humongous it is. It can vacuum anything from dust to the whole LRT2 trains. Beware of this bhOi.

Specimen 20 - bhoy: The bhOi in trunks. YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK manong, have some decency. Put on a fucking shirt!