I was again stumbling myself in the internets and wandering, seeming to be lost at times. But out of luck, I found one blog site that quite amused me. But it does not mean that everything that I stumble upon in the Internet is good. The thing is that I did not like what was written in the blog. The name of the blog is Kantutero Blues. There were only four posts but all of it were talking about arrogance, despotism, and bullshit. The blog tries to imitate the blog of Cofibean but dammit, this blog pales in comparison to that of Cofibean’s. His posts are ill-bred, foul-mouthed, illicit, obscene, and provocative for the other people that this person is trying to bash the fuck out, and shameful to the real Ateneans who have worked hard to raise the Ateneo’s name to where it is now. I’m sure Fr. Nebres will probably faint if he only saw how degrading of the Ateneo pedigree this blog is becoming. This is a total unbecoming. And to think, the author is just an incoming freshman in Ateneo. He/she needs to be stopped before the blog unleashes more material that will provoke and put people to shame. Cofibean was like that but this impostor is way worse, much more gramatically incorrect, and has a very badly put blog. In short, what teh fucker created is internet bandwidth and webspace waste.
He claims to have passed Management Engineering Honors in Ateneo. I don’t fucking care, anyway. Here are some of the trying hard lines of this trying hard Atenean. Here are some of his trying-hard and stupid excerpts:
you know what, it's so fucking kakainis talaga cuz merong isang dakilang tunggak na nagcomment sa akin, ginagaya ko raw ang blog ni cofibean. and i was like, hello?! a super very duper big question:
anong klaseng nilikhang-buhay siya? tao ba? tae? lalaki, babae, o walang kasarian? baka naman di-tiyak? mayaman ba yan? saan nakatira? atenista? hah. for sure, hindi.
i mean, what the fuck naman diba, sa spelling na spelling pa lang ng "coffee bean," bobo na. sino ba naman kasing gunggong na magulang ang magpapangalang "cofibean" sa unika-uod nila, aber?! tsanggala!! when i first heard the name, i already knew na mas masarap pang pakinggan yung tae ng mga skwater na lumalagapak dun sa ilog pasig pag jumejebaks sila eh! kadire!!! nung nabasa ko yung comment, talagang napa-ikot ng 360 degrees yung mata ko ng halos sampung beses dire-diretso!!!!! kaya para naman matigil na yung mata ko sa kaiikot, i decided na tignan na rin yung blog nung chupaerong bobong yun. and guess what?! ang sama ng ugali niya! nilalait ang mga mahihirap porke ba mga hampaslupa sila?! and he can't even write a one sentence straight using only a one language and a right grammar! pinaghalu-halo lang yung mga salitang tagalog at ingles, kala mo naman matalino na?!
kanina lang, i was making basa the uaap forums at yehey dot com (since i will make pasok naman na to ateneo this june and i'll be in the *ahem* best uaap school lang naman). pero until now, i still cannot make intindi why there's this super fucking bobong uenian na nagsasabing bruce of pinoy big brother is a studyante of ue. what the fuck naman 'yon diba?!
if i will make kita to that uenian personally, i will really make sapok his/her mukha-slash-tae dahil sa kanyang uber bacteria-level kabobohan. hello?! super gaga naman nya. taga-up si bruce, people! taga-up si bruce! kayo ngang mga taga-ue dyan, make ayos nga to the bagays that you post sa internet! napaghahalataang hindi kayo naglilinis ng tenga eh! kadire!
magkano lang naman ang cotton buds, diba?! if you're making tipid kasi you're so fucking poor na and you can't even afford an *ahem* ateneo education unlike me, make gamit a toothpick! kahit yung toothpick na hindi pa gamit, ok lang!! or kung hampaslupa level na talaga kayo sa kahirapan, anong ginagawa ng mga sanga ng malunggay sa labas, diba? akala ko ba warriors kayo?! ede go! pitasin na ang mga sanga ng malunggay sa pilipinas at panindigan ang buhay warrior! maging resourceful kayo, mga inutil!
and i'm sure pati yung langis na ipanglilinis ninyo sa ears eh pinoproblema niyo rin. just take note na iba yung langis na nagtaas ang presyo sa balita kanina, mga bobong bobers. you don't make gamit that langis to clean your ears, hello?!! don't they teach you that in your uber-engot na university?
that's the problem with your skwelahan kasi eh, you do a lot of making tipid. look at the uaap season 69 nga oh! i was really making tawa to the trophy when ue was making bigay the championship trophy to ust na eh. oh my god, that was, grabe kakatawa talaga, sobrang fucking liit!! gawang recto ba? parang may nakasulat kasi dun sa trophy, "PALIMOS." and take note, all caps yun.. at mas malaki pa yung all caps kesa dun sa trophy mismo! mas malaki pa yung mga numbers na pinapamigay nila sa jollibee kapag di pa tapos lutuin yung chikenjoy ko. my golly, poor children of god...
at pwede ba, can somebody please make paliwanag to me nga kung anong katuturan ng sanlaksang mga tambol na pinagulong-gulong ng mga uenians sa opening number nila sa uaap season 69? tambol ba talaga 'yon? akala ko timba! hinihintay ko na nga kung san sila iigib ng tubig eh! ineendorse ba nila ang orocan? pucha, hindi man lang tupperware! at kamusta naman ang mga costumes nila?! mukhang datu puti!
okay, so first of all, this girl's grammar is so wrong! haha. how dare she criticize ateneans about putting "THE" before "ateneo." i mean, practically, there's nothing wrong in doing that. don't we also say, "THE Philippines," or, "THE United States of America?"
i think it's totally groundless for this person to have accused ateneo of not educating their students enough. and, i believe, she misinterpreted the girl who approached her friends. i think she's only assuming that the group knew that people from ateneo debate society reserved that table. and that "bawat atenista bayani" shirt is not necessarily arrogance. come on, every school's gotta have a shirt of that kind, being proud of their students. just try walking around the metro on a regular school day and you'd see a lot of ust or feu students wearing that kind of clothing. they even sell university shirts in clothing shops, right? i don't think she's necessarily boasting about being an atenean.
and i'm also wondering how things like "doesn't mean i didn't pass the acet i'm not worthy of respect" and "there are also drug addicts in ateneo" fit into the scene. haha. the atenean girl didn't say that she's being rude to the blogger's friends because they didn't pass the acet, or that there are no drug addicts in ateneo. i, for one, am not sure if there are actually drug addicts in ateneo, although i only see a small possibility for that. this person is just way too emotional about the incident. haha. oh well, that's what happens when you get carried away by your emotions. you don't see the other details, the possibilities, and you don't get to think very carefully. eheh. just a lesson for us all.
after all those sleepless nights, after all the hard work i did for the college entrance exams, here i am! i passed the acet! yay! and guess what, i got my first choice course! waaaaaaahhhhh i'm so gonna freak out right now. damn i got in management engineering, and hell beybeh that's an honors program! pretty much the same as what you call the "quota courses" in up and hell, rumor has it that management engineering is actually the toughest course in ateneo. DAAAAAAMMMNN!!! i feel like cussing! i wanna cuss everybody! i wanna cuss god, my parents for supporting me, my brothers and sisters for not supporting me, my classmates and friends who understood me all the way through high school despite every time that i said no to their invites to hang out with them somewhere, my teachers, i also wanna cuss my neighbors, the strangers, the garbage collector down the street, the city mayor, everybody, daaaamn!!! thanks to every single one of you guys!
But this one made me furious. I want to meet this Atenean and stomp my green and white class all over his face. This just made the fuel burn inside me. Fuck this person. I’m gonna meet him somewhere, I don’t care if we even meet in hell. But I assure that I will beat the hell out of this arrogant blue boy and I’m gonna leave him battered, black and blue. Lasallians, read what this motherfucker thinks of us.
it's understandable naman na stupid si cofibean eh. i mean, lasallista siya, so it's just natural for him na magpaka ang-ang. and it's also not shocking na magiging kolboys and kolgirls lang ang mga lasallista in the future. it's an immoral job, i know, pero ano ba naman ang pinagkaiba nun sa mga pandarayang ginawa nila sa uaap diba? it just shows kung gano talaga ka-desperado ang mga lasallites makuha lang yung championship sa uaap. imagine, they'll do ANYTHING just to win the game?! well, okay lang. sa bagay, that's the only other thing they can prove themselves that they're good at, other than sucking dick. so if they're playing dirty games in university athletics, might as well land a dirty job in the near future, diba?
I just hope that you can stay afloat in Ateneo. You might not even be able to survive the program that you are taking up with your horrible grammage and your unforgivable comments. I hope you prove yourself to be worthy of being an Atenean or much more simply put, I just hope you are real Atenean who can put substance to your words. SHOW UP IF YOU ARE A REAL MAN. OR IF YOU’RE NOT DOING THAT, I’M JUST GONNA HUNT AND BEAT YOU DOWN SON OF A BITCH. AND I’LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR YOUR TRAVESTIES AND THE REAL ATENEANS THAT YOU HAVE PUT TO SHAME. OR I’LL LOOK FOR YOUR FRIENDSTER PROFILE AND PUT IT IN MY NEXT FRIENDSTER JOLOGS SERIES. I’LL HALP YOU BE FAMOUS IN THE INTARWEBZ IF THAT’S WHAT YOU LIKE.
