The youth of today have generated so many new words out of their own generation. I’m too tired to write a lengthy and cheesy introduction so I’m going to take you straight to the point. I’ll edit this part when I have the time because this is just a quick-post content that popped out in my mind. Okay, enough of the bullshit.

Let’s get this started.

1. DAMN!

Type: cuss words, expressions of hate

Usage: commonly used when someone expresses disgust over a situation, an incident or an unlucky predicament. Also can be used when someone is disgusted at a fellow person’s actions. This is also the favorite cuss word when shit and fuck are not available or not allowed.

Example: Damn! I left my brain at home.

2. SHIT!

Type: cuss words, expressions of hate

Usage: this word is commonly used to express disgust over a person’s negative aura to another person, a word to capture unlucky happenings in one word. can also be used if you want to punch a person with insults because you can’t do it with your fists.

Example: You’re so shit ka naman pare eh!

3. WAZZUP!

Type: words of welcome, greetings

Usage: this word is a shortened form of “what’s up?”, this signifies that the person saying this to you wants to know in general the shit that has become of your life at the moment. Oh I mean your current endeavors and current status in life.

Example: Wazzup, pareeeeeh? Kmuzta kna?

4. CTC; NASL

Type: internet jargons and phrases

Usage: this sequence of words are used when you want to know somebody instantly in the internet and vice versa. Commonly used in the chatrooms and cellphone conversations. CTC means care to chat and NASL means name, age, sex (gender, not frequency) and location.

Example: CTC? NASL pls. JV 13 M manila hir.

5. FRIENDSTER

Type: internet jargons and phrases

Usage: this is a networking site, if in case you were born yesterday. Many Filipinos register and log in here everyday. A certain portion of them post literal shit. This is the place where you learn text lingo in the internet, sticky caps, never-ending punctuation marks and a primary pic that only they can appreciate. Go here if you want to find mediocrity.

Example: friendster pls? email pls? add mo ko fs.

6. FUCK!

Type: cuss words, expressions of hate

Usage: I don’t really know how this became a cuss word in the first place. This means Fornication Under the Consent of the King. This word is supposed to be a word that brings something prohibited but pleasurable. But yeah, this can be used if you are in a bad situation and you want to release your anger to someone or to the world. If you’re a man, never use this word when cussing a homosexual. You’re so dead if you do it.

Example: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

7. DUDE!

Type: sexist expressions, greetings

Usage: a slang version of the word male or man. Commonly used by males but usable in many ways. Although it’s sexist, it can also be applied to girl to girl conversations, much more to lesbian to lesbian conversations. Does that sound an erotic couple already or what? Best paired with the word WAZZUP.

Example: WAZZUP DUDE?

8. PAKSHET!

Type: cuss words, expressions of hate

Usage: a stronger formula of a cuss word because it combines two elements: FUCK and SHIT. In Filipino language. Its effects though are not that strong as it can be used when joking with officemates, friends, classmates, playmates, subordinates, not just higher ordinates than you.

Example: Pakshet ka, ang corny ng joke mo.

9. SOP

Type: sexual phrases, internet jargons and phrases

Usage: means sexual intercourse on phone. Would you believe this to be actually effective? A pile of bullcrap. Nevertheless, a lot of people practice this, especially those who are desperate and dry for some sexual activity. Just get someone to hook up on the phone and then moan till you can. Apparently the moans can give sexual satisfaction. Right.

Example: anu phone number mo? es ow pee (SOP) tayo. hihihi ü

10. EPAL!

Type: cuss words, expressions of hate

Usage: one person can use this for people who he finds to be hyperactive and are ‘asungot’ to their lives. When someone destroys your whole momentum, you can call the momentum destroyer as such. When someone unallowed butts in to you and your friends’ conversation, you have the license to use this word. These is the perfect word for people who have wrong timing and wrong substance.

Example: You are so ma-epal. Kaka. Kakainis ka alam mo yun?