HAIZ THARRRRRR. I’m back in the world of Friendstarz. And I’m here to showcase you again with amazing, agonizing, and acidic faces. I’m sure you’ve read the first installment and I hope that you, readers, have enjoyed it. Now let’s get back to business. Here’s the next batch of poser punk assholes and wild dick-sucking bitch groupies in the next episode to The Friendster profiles of rokerz and hiffhaffs series.

Exhibit 16 - rockerz rUle: Hey, what do we have here? A collection of pussy whore rockerz waiting for some testesteeeeeeeee testis. Yeah, you all rock, and you teenyboppers are all gonna be screwed by rocker maniacs in Friendster.

Exhibit 17 - EMo-aLex: I can’t stand the song lyrics in this jerk’s friendster profile neither I can stand his hairstyle. Come on, what kind of a normal being feature this picture in his profile? It looks like a weird wig. You’re not cool either, so please fix your fucking hair. You look like a squirrel.

Exhibit 18 - rockerz prince: Here, we present the leader of the Rockers Clan and he is the leader of the black parade band society. Ayos. Band na society pa. It’s also a good thing that you’re a Red Cross member, you have some medication to rely on after I beat your sorry ass.

Exhibit 19 - rockista: Another day, another webcam pose in the computer shop. This guy is all for darkness. See, he has skulls in his profile that all look like him. And the skulls also pose like him. Even the head alignment is almost the same. See the similarity?

Exhibit 20 - rockista dineros: HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I’m freaked out. This creature is indeterminate. And it’s ugly. It says here that this creature is a woman but apparently, it looks like a man. Or it could be a faggort too. Shit, you’re not cute. You’re scary. Get away from me, leprechaun!

Exhibit 21 -rockista boi: Woah. Looks like this rocker is happy watching his favorite Hale, Spongecola and Cueshe videos in Youtube. Look. His mouth is opening. It’s waiting to drool when he sees Champ and Yael again. OMG LOL you look stupet and messy.

Exhibit 22 - Rocker Arnelesteves: MONSTARZ INC. EEK. You look like a kapre, fag. You have raging eyes, long hair, abnormally large fingers, small nails and a sinister roker look. I hope somebody pokes your eye, asshole. And also fixes your fingers.

Exhibit 23 - rOckerZ sOciEty: Apparently this was supposed to be a fwendster profile for a group. But this roker got so excited with her new sucky pose from the best webcam of the sucking computer shop and posted it. What’s worse is the profile also sucks. And her nails are dirty.

Exhibit 24: Rockista Villareal: This is the actual proof that indeed, love conquers all. Even ugliness, skin differences, oily skin, and also fake smiles. I always thought when I was a kid that love is beautiful. This evidence convinced me that love, even as ugly as it is, can thrive and survive.

Exhibit 25 - RoCkeRZ SiGmA: Hi guys! I’m RoCkeRZ SiGmA. I’m a man and I have large ears. And large teeth. Wait, I also have large gums. People say that I look like Alex Pagulayan but really, I don’t look like him. He doesn’t stand a chance against my large ears. Even his superior billiard skills won’t be enough.

Exhibit 26 - Rock: LOL this is the rock that the emo kids are looking for. This is the rock that they are fighting for. This is the rokerz real rock music. HAIL TO ROCK!!! YEAH BOI!!! ROCK ON ROKERZ!!! SUCK THE DICK FUCKING POSERS!!! \m/

Exhibit 27 - rockerz rule: What are you looking at, Jon Santos? Is this your latest emo kid impersonation? It sucks. You wear a fucking fake blue shirt, a fucking hairstyle, an abnormally wide nose and a fucking long chin. Also, your head is not proportionate with your body. Dumbfuck.

Exhibit 28 - rockista: Woah. Male to male action at its best. I guess the fat guy here has his hand below because he’s ready to give a handjob to the thinner guy and I also guess that the thinner guy has his hands on the fat guy because he wants to pinch his nose, cheeks, or better, the fat guy’s nipples. Take a hint.

Exhibit 29 - rockista roy: Drop down your emo stuff toy, fucker. You’re not even being close to a rastaman because you don’t look like a reggae junkie. You look like more the Vhong Navarro junkie. You look like an emo. And not differing from other rokerz, you’re also in a computer shop. I dare you now to hunt me down and kill me. Sucker.

Exhibit 30 - rockista aquino: What do you get when frail rokerz dare to strip and put their frail and bony bodies in Friendster? Here is the product. Isn’t that annoying? Damn it. The crucified and stripped Jesus is far better to look at than the three fuckers at the left. Please have some decency in your souls. PUT ON A FUCKING SHIRT.